VIDEO: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
If you've got an hour to spare, join the Suspect as he takes a look at the final Lord of the Rings film!
View ArticleJupiter Ascending (2015): a recap (part 4 of 12)
“Are there people who were convinced up until this moment that bees are questioning, doubtful liars?”
View ArticleJupiter Ascending (2015): a recap (part 5 of 12): Caine is the perfect...
In which we learn the true origins of the human race, as well as Caine Wise’s tragic backstory, which is uncannily similar to a certain legendary bouncer.
View ArticleJupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 7 of 12): Must love dogs
In which we meet a half-man/half-elephant, and Jupiter confesses her feelings for Caine in the most embarrassingly stupid way possible.
View ArticleJupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 8 of 12): Aquarela do Bureaucracy
Two writer-directors entrusted with a $175 million budget decide to bring their sci-fi/action film to a dead stop for no good reason. But hey, they got Terry Gilliam to do a cameo!
View ArticleJupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 9 of 12): My dinner with Titus
The truth about Premium Abrasax is revealed and it’s exactly what we figured out 30 minutes ago. Also, Titus Abrasax shows his romantic side by trying to get with his mom’s identical twin.
View ArticleJupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 10 of 12): Jupiter says yes to the dress
Jupiter and Titus are about to get married, but to the shock of no one, Titus has sinister motives. Cue “Mrs. Robinson” on the soundtrack as Caine rushes to stop the wedding.
View ArticleJupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 11 of 12): Eddie Redmayne’s Razzie clip
Jupiter finally meets the main villain of the film, and it feels like a complete afterthought. But on the plus side, somebody in this movie will win an “award” for his acting.
View ArticleJupiter Ascending (2015), a recap (part 12 of 12): Jupiter and Caine earn...
The film (and perhaps the Wachowskis’ directing career) comes to a perfunctory end as we learn that while being ruler of a galactic empire might be nice, it can never compare to cleaning toilets for a...
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